Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal!

ImageImagine walking into the store and hearing the same old Christmas classic that you have already heard ten million times. In every single store in this country, every single winter. You just can’t take it anymore, so you run out of the store into the cold weather, crying your eyes out, because you just can’t take another minute of Mariah Carey singing that all she wants for christmas is YOU. (We get it Mariah, stop it already.)
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